youmightbehappierif

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

you had missed your sailing date on the Titanic.

you were the Thanksgiving Day Turkey that got the Presidential pardon.

you didn't have to think about what to get for Thanksgiving Day.

you had been smart enough to think before you told the company's owner what you actually though about the company's newest brain fart.

you could always find something cute and charming to the annoying muscle bound moron.

Halloween was more than three weeks away and your yard was ready for it.

the cement truck behind your Yugo had gotten stopped before it pushed you out in front of the express train.