Tuesday, October 12, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

you had missed your sailing date on the Titanic.

Monday, October 11, 2010

Sunday, October 10, 2010

Saturday, October 9, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

you had been smart enough to think before you told the company's owner what you actually though about the company's newest brain fart.

Friday, October 8, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

you could always find something cute and charming to the annoying muscle bound moron.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

the cement truck behind your Yugo had gotten stopped before it pushed you out in front of the express train. 

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

the home video of you practicing your seminar presentation had not gotten sent to America's Funniest Home Videos and won a grand prize three times running. 

Monday, September 13, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

 you could chase your Buccaneer Babe and do what pirates do to the lasses. 

'ere's yer chance, Cap'n.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

Your favorite Pirate showed up in one of these fine costumes, wouldn't you, lass?









Friday, September 10, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...


you had actually gone ahead and gotten that Halloween costume for your favorite pooch on Halloween night. Hot diggity dog!!!!! Don't let these hot dogs get away. Don't forget the mustard.





Thursday, September 2, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

You had not invested your life savings in ENRON and convinced the rest of your family to invest with you. 

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

If the judge at your trial had not sentenced you to a "all expense paid vacation in Attica, NY's home for wayward boys".

Monday, August 30, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

You had not believed the shyster auto mechanic when he told you that the Dubiator mechanism had been cross connected to the Fostatus module.  Fortunately, it only cost you $500.00 to learn that lesson.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

HALLOWEEN? ALREADY? YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

You were ready for it. This Avatar Secret Wishes Neytiri Costume might be just the thing you are looking for. It comes in extra small, small, medium and large sizes. The base color is blue with darker blue stripes. If you are a lady this could be the perfect Halloween costume. If you are a guy who enjoyed the movie Avatar you might want your wife or girlfriend to enjoy this costume.



Monday, August 23, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

you knew that I have read this book several times in whole or part. I have always found a new (to me) facet or fact to work with. This is one of my "financial inspirational" books. To read a book from Robert T. Kiyosaki is always pleasurable and rewarding in my opinion. Without further ado, here is a link to help you get your copy.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...

you knew that I have read this book several times in whole or part. I have always found a new (to me) facet or fact to work with. This is one of my "financial inspirational" books. To read a book from Robert T. Kiyosaki is always pleasurable and rewarding in my opinion. Without further ado, here is a link to help you get your copy.

Saturday, August 21, 2010

A SALESMAN ALWAYS SAYS “YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF…”

I will be blunt here, this is a sales pitch. I am libel to try to sell you anything. If you are an Eskimo I am currently running a special on freezers with an ice cube feature. I will try to sell it with humor, but I will still try to sell it. I don't even really care what "it" is.

So, you might be happier if… you bought this Cooler Master RC-310-BWN1-GP Elite 310 ATX, MATX Mid Tower Case with Window (Black/Blue). The Elite 310 (RC-310) is a mid-tower that accommodates micro-ATX and ATX motherboards, built with a modern black design body and multi-color frame on the front panel. This chassis maintains Elite's pedigree of compact-sized and quality build that would look great in any space. To express more character to the product, Elite 310 will have multi-color selections demanding for the customer in the future release. Of course, you will have to install a few minor features, such as windows. Of course if you don’t like windows, you might be in trouble Mac.
It Features:
• Front vent provides superior ventilation to maintain constant cooling.
• I/O panel provides easy access for users.
• Metallic Blue Color front panel w/transparent acrylic side window.
• Security lock hole for higher security.
• Side ventilation holes for better cooling performance.
• Rear 120 mm fan provides the best cooling solution.

And here are the
Model RC-310-BWN1-GP

Color Blue

Material Steel Body ; ABS plastic front bezel

Dimension (W / H / D) 191 x 437 x 468 mm / 7.5 x 17.2 x 18.4 inches

Weight Net Weight: 5.8kg / 12.8 lb ; Gross Weight: 6.9 kg / 15.2 lb

Motherboards ATX /Micro-ATX

5.25 Drive Bay 4 Exposed

3.5 Drive Bay 6 Hidden
1 Exposed

I/O Panel USB 2.0 x 2, Mic x 1, Audio x 1 (support HD audio), IEEE 1394a (optional)

Expansion Slots 7

Cooling System Rear: 120 x 25mm fan x 1 / 1200 RPM / 17 dBA (pre-install) ; 80mm / 90mm (optional)
Front: 120 x 25 mm fan x 1(optional)
Side: 80 / 90 / 120 mm fan x 1 (optional)

Power Supply Standard ATX PS2 (optional)

UPC Code 884102005015

Warranty 1 year



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