the home video of you practicing your seminar presentation had not gotten sent to America's Funniest Home Videos and won a grand prize three times running.
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Monday, September 13, 2010
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...
you could chase your Buccaneer Babe and do what pirates do to the lasses.
'ere's yer chance, Cap'n.
Saturday, September 11, 2010
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...
Your favorite Pirate showed up in one of these fine costumes, wouldn't you, lass?
Friday, September 10, 2010
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...
you had actually gone ahead and gotten that Halloween costume for your favorite pooch on Halloween night. Hot diggity dog!!!!! Don't let these hot dogs get away. Don't forget the mustard.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...
You had not invested your life savings in ENRON and convinced the rest of your family to invest with you.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
YOU MIGHT BE HAPPIER IF...
If the judge at your trial had not sentenced you to a "all expense paid vacation in Attica, NY's home for wayward boys".
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